- me: it wont bother me.
- me: *lies down*
- me: it actually really bothers me. a lot. so i'm gonna think about it all night instead of sleeping.
if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious
do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking
It’s so frustrating when you’re like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it
i’m jealous of people who have cute laughs and fast metabolisms and nice teeth and good hair and can just make any outfit look good and get along with everyone and are great at sports and do well in school bc none of that is me